WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SUPERCOOLED AIR FROM THE UPPER TROPOSPHERE??

The other day I told you how the Divinity Faculty Library was like the NYC Public Library in the film ‘The Day After Tomorrow’. Turns out that film is actually happening back where I come from, namely, Michigan.

These photos were on the local (West Michigan) television station’s ‘Weather Photos’ section. I tend to spend a lot of time on websites like this in the winter when I’m missing snow quite badly.

Big lake snow cloud lake effect FUCKING TORNADOS.
Big inland sea, snowy clouds, lake effect, FUCKING TORNADOS.

 

Ho hum ho hum
ACTUAL FUNNEL CLOUDS

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IT’S LIKE THIS IS HAPPENING.

(this is a screen shot from the film, not actually above Lake Michigan)
(this is a screen shot from the film, not actually above Lake Michigan)

Nature, am i right?

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Typography (mapping of typos)

One of the best things about being engaged in a long-term writing project is the number of amusing number of typos, suggested corrections, etc. For example, so far this week:

  1. I typed ‘encuntered’ instead of ‘encountered’. I personally think ‘encuntered’ should be a word, and I am taking recommendations for definitions of this word.
  2. Autocorrect suggested ‘jockstrap’ when I mistyped ‘curacies’. HOW are these two words related, Autocorrect?
  3. I typed ‘ambivalance’ instead of ‘ambivalence’, the former being a lance which can’t decide which way to go. Because jousting metaphors are so useful when one is writing practical theology, obviously.
  4. I typed ‘tweetable’ which, thank sweet baby Jesus, isn’t really a word and my spellcheck refuses to recognise it as such. But then I decided a well-placed hyphen could not only change it into ‘tweet-able’, as intended, but also ‘twee-table’, a much more interesting concept. What makes a table twee?  Also, I feel like this is a potentially excellent cryptic crossword answer.
  5. I typed ‘bigtoed’ instead of ‘bigoted’. Make of that what you will.

Libraries, during term time

Hey guys, I took some photos inside the Divinity Faculty library today! Remember that time I was really mean and compared the Library to the haunted caverns beneath Dwimorberg and the valley of Harrowdale? Well, I was wrong. The Div Fac is more like The New York Public Library in ‘The Day After Tomorrow’. For realsies!

df2New stills released of The Day After Tomorrow starring Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. Dennis Quaid plays a climatologist who tries to figure out a way to save the world from abrupt global warming. He must get to his young son (Jake Gyllenhaal) in New York, which is being taken over by a new ice age. Emmy Rossum will star as the love interest of Gyllenhaal's character, a member of an academic decathlon team, and Arjay Smith plays Gyllenhaal's best friend. Pictures supplied by Ruckas Pictures Ruckaspictures@btconnect.com Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 Ruckas Pictures does not claim any Copyright within the attached material. When publishing the images, the user agrees to recompense and to hold Ruckas Pictures unobjectionable from claims of any action arising out of or connected to the publication of the material.

 

After nearly freezing to death in this library because Dennis Quaid never showed up to let me know that there had been a storm created by supercooled air in the upper troposphere, I decided to go study in Anglia Ruskin’s Library for the afternoon.

Lucky me, directly outside ARU’s library building is massive construction site! Yay! Still super loud & utterly impossible to work, but at least I can switch from post-weatherpocalypse NYC to bright sunny Kimmy Schmidt NYC.

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